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Dark Side of the Moo (Hell's Kitchen) Online Ordering Menu

339 W 44th St
New York, NY 10036
(646) 448-4905
11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
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BURGERS

All burgers cooked to medium unless otherwise specified and served on a potato roll.
Cheeseburger 
5 oz Angus beef patty topped with American cheese, onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato and Moo special sauce.
$9.00+
Truffle-Upagus 
Incredible 4 oz Wagyu beef burger infused with black truffles! Topped with roasted garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Gruyere cheese. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
$12.00+
Chipotle Cheeseburger 
5 oz patty topped with pepperjack cheese, pico de gallo, jalapenos, lettuce and chipotle mayo.
$9.50+
BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger 
5 oz Angus beef patty topped with American cheese, onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, premium bacon and our BBQ sauce.
$11.00+
Guac-Zilla Burger 
5 oz patty topped with bacon, pepperjack cheese, guacamole, lettuce, tomato and wasabi mayo.
$12.50+
Hells Kitchen Burger 
Created to honor our new location in New York! 5 ounce Angus beef patty topped with Pepperjack cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, bacon, chipotle-ranch, blue cheese dressing and our house made peri-per hot sauce. Served on a toasted potato roll.
$11.00+
Southern Comforts Burger 
5 oz cheeseburger topped with a mac 'n' cheese patty, pulled pork, coleslaw, pickles and BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted Kaiser roll.
$12.50+
The Four Horsemen of the Aporkalypse Burger 
A mammoth burger topped with bacon, bacon jam, pulled pork, pork roll, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, chipotle mayo, jalapenos and BBQ sauce!!!
$13.50+
Lamburghini 
Ground Halal lamb blended with fresh mint, parsley and garlic. Topped with feta cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, grilled onions, olive tapenade and tzatziki sauce on a toasted Martins' potato roll.
$11.00+
MOO Sauce Bottle (16 oz) 
16 oz. bottle of our famous Moo special sauce.
$8.00

SANDWICHES

The Food Truck Chicken Sandwich 
Breaded chicken tenders with lettuce, tomato & Moo special sauce on a toasted Italian hero.
$10.00+
The Restaurant Chicken Sandwich 
Seasoned grilled chicken breast with lettuce, tomato and roasted garlic mayo on a toasted Italian hero.
$10.00+
Pulled Pork Sandwich 
Hickory smoked for 12 hours and served on a roll, topped with our house made BBQ sauce, coleslaw and pickles.
$12.00
Havana Sandwich 
Cuban sandwich with roast pork, ham, Swiss cheese, pickles and roasted garlic mayo.
$11.00
Buffalo Chicken Wrap 
Breaded chicken tenders dipped in our house buffalo sauce. Served with lettuce and choice of blue cheese or ranch dressing. White flour or whole wheat wrap.
$10.00
Chicken Royale Wrap 
Breaded or grilled chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheddar/Monterey jack, bacon, guacamole and Moo special sauce. White flour or whole wheat wrap
$13.50
Hot Chix Chicken Sandwich 
Breaded chicken filet topped with melted pepperjack cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles and Cajun mayo, peri-peri hot sauce, hot honey on a toasted brioche roll.
$10.00

EXOTIC MEAT GAME BURGERS

Lamburghini 
Ground Halal lamb blended with fresh mint, parsley and garlic. Topped with feta cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, grilled onions, olive tapenade and tzatziki sauce on a toasted Martins' potato roll.
$11.00+
One You Go Yak, You Never Go Back 
Grass-fed and Jersey farmed. Leaner than bison, more flavorful than beef. Comes topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Moo special sauce on a toasted Martins potato roll.
$13.50+
Mike Bison 
Lean, mean, full of protein. Grass fed. 4.5 oz patty. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Moo special sauce.
$13.00+
Dark Side of the (Kanga) Roo 
Plunder from down under. Burger made with kangaroo meat, similar to venison but sweeter and leaner. 4.5 ounces. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Moo special sauce. Served on a toasted Martins potato roll.
$13.50+
Hump Day Burger 
Camel meat farmed in Australia. Tastes like a very tender beef with a hint of lamb. Like all our game meats, pasture-raised on a natural diet with no growth hormones or anti-biotics. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Moo special sauce.
$13.50+
A Nightmare on Elk Street 
Elk burger also known as Canadian venison. Mild and lean, very high in iron. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, grilled onions and Moo special sauce on a toasted Martin's potato roll.
$13.00+

EXOTIC MEAT SANDWICHES

Cajun Shrimp Tacos 
3 large sauteed shrimp per taco, creamy lime-cilantro coleslaw, a drizzle of hot honey and chipotle mayo. 3 tacos per order. Served on flour tortillas, which can be substituted for corn upon request.
$16.00
Smoked Alligator Sausage Sandwich 
Our famous Cajun sausage sandwich from Louisiana made from real alligator and served with grilled peppers, onions and chipotle mayo.
$15.00
The Moo Moo Platter 
1 Kalua Pua'a Pulled Wild Boar Taco, half a Smoked Alligator Sausage Sandwich and Mike Bison Cheeseburger Slider.
$19.00+
Truffle-Upagus 
Incredible 4 oz Wagyu beef burger infused with black truffles! Topped with roasted garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and Gruyere cheese. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
$12.00+

LIGHT SIDE OF THE MOO

Indian Spiced Black Bean Burger 
House made black bean patty with corn, green pepper, onions, parsley, garlic, garam masala and cumin. Topped your way.
$9.50+
Fig & Goat Cheese Salad 
Lettuce, figs, walnuts and goat cheese with house made balsamic vinaigrette and raw honey.
$7.00+
Southwest Salad 
Organic spring mix, roasted corn, pico de gallo, black beans, shredded Cheddar/Monterey jack cheeses, tortilla strips, avocado, and chipotle ranch.
$11.00+

WINGS

Chicken Wings 
NEW and improved. We now only use fresh organic wings, breaded in our own seasoned flour blend. Twice fried, juicier and crisper than ever. Blue cheese or ranch dip.
$8.50+

TACOS & NACHOS

3 Tacos 
Soft shell flour tortilla with pico de gallo, roasted corn, black beans, cheddar, Monterey Jack and chipotle ranch. Choice of flour or corn tortilla.
$12.00
Kalua Pua'a (Wild Boar) Tacos 
Pulled wild boar, cooked for 12 hours in banana leaf. With a soy-ginger glaze. Finished with coleslaw, jalapenos and toasted sesame seeds.
$16.00
Moo-chos Nachos 
A large portion of our freshly cooked tortilla chips topped with choice of protein, roasted corn, black beans, pico de gallo, pickled jalapenos & shredded Cheddar /Monterey jack cheese. Guac, cheese sauce and sour cream on the side.
$14.00+
Cajun Shrimp Tacos 
3 large sauteed shrimp per taco, creamy lime-cilantro coleslaw, a drizzle of hot honey and chipotle mayo. 3 tacos per order. Served on flour tortillas, which can be substituted for corn upon request.
$16.00

BOWLS

Chicken & Gator Sausage Gumbo 
Our delicious and spicy Cajun stew! Made with both Andouille and alligator sausage as well as chicken thighs. Served over white rice in three sizes. This is very spicy.
$7.00+
Hunters Chili 
Made with beef, bison, wild boar, pulled pork and other game meats.
$7.00+

FRIES

Fries 
$5.00+
Cajun Fries 
$5.00+
Truffle Fries with Sea Salt & Pecorino Romano 
$7.00+
Cheese Fries 
Fries covered in our house made 6-cheese sauce.
$6.00+
Moo Fries 
Cajun fries topped with crumbled bacon, pickled jalapenos and Moo sauce.
$7.00+
Hunters' Chili Cheese Fries 
$12.00

OTHER STUFF

Mac N' Cheese 
$4.50+
Coleslaw (8 oz) 
$3.65
Empanadas by Empanada Guy 
Empanadas by the empanada guru! Based in Freehold, NJ. Empanada Guy - like us - started out small doing pop-ups before graduating to a food truck and now has a fleet of trucks and brick and mortar locations. Visit any food truck festival and look for the long lines!
$8.25
T-Shirt 
High quality medium weight 100% cotton GILDAN black T shirt with Dark Side Of The Moo logo screen printed on the front.
$18.00

DESSERT

Double Chocolate Fudge Cake 
$7.00
Lemon Bar 
Chewy lemon bar crust, lemon custard, whipped cream, sprinkles.
$8.00+
Cookies N' Cream 
Cookies n’ cream filling, chocolate mousse, fudge brownie, whipped cream, chocolate chips.
$8.00+
Gluten-Free Fudge Brownie 
Gluten free fudge brownie, chocolate mousse, whipped cream, chocolate chips.
$8.00+
White Chocolate 
Vanilla cake, sprinkles, whipped cream, white chocolate chips.
$8.00+
Fudge Brownie 
Chocolate mousse, fudge brownie, whipped cream, chocolate chips, sprinkles.
$8.00+
Cake Batter 
Chewy sugar cookie crust, cake batter filling, whipped cream, sprinkles.
$8.00+
Banana Pudding Jars 
$8.00+
Mochidoki Strawberry (4) 
Strawberry puree brings out the vibrant sweetness of the berries Mochi ice cream is a popular Japanese dessert made from a sweet pounded rice dough wrapped around ice cream. Its texture is similar to the chew of boba and gives a fun spin to homemade ice cream.
$8.00
Mochidoki Vanilla Chip (4) 
Balinese vanilla enhanced with semi-sweet chocolate chips create an elevated take on the classic vanilla ice cream. Mochi ice cream is a popular Japanese dessert made from a sweet pounded rice dough wrapped around ice cream. Its texture is similar to the chew of boba and gives a fun spin to homemade ice cream.
$8.00

DRINKS

Bottled Water 
$1.75
Canned Soda 
$1.75
Mexican Coke 
In a glass bottle and made with real sugar.
$3.50
Mexican Sprite 
In a glass bottle and made with real sugar.
$3.50
Mexican Fanta 
In a glass bottle and made with real sugar.
$3.50
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